Monday, February 9, 2026

River, Take Me Away in Your Sunshine

(Originally published 8/21/11)

When my father was a young boy growing up in the Morningside Heights section of Manhattan, the family and some friends would often hop on the Number 1 train during summer weekends for the short ride up to Inwood Hill Park. Upon their arrival, they would hike through the area’s primordial woodlands—on Manhattan Island to this day—to an off-the-beaten trail winding down to a tiny snatch of sandy beach at the scenic confluence of the Harlem River Ship Canal and the Hudson River.

On such excursions, the older Italian men, including my grandfather, brought along their homemade wines. They placed the bottles in an icy cold freshwater spring, which trickled down through the nearby hills. Opened in 1936, the Henry Hudson Bridge loomed like a colossus—an engineering marvel—directly above this Shangri-La. The Spuyten Duyvil railroad swing bridge operated below.

Provided one did not venture out too far, the waters off this obscure snippet of shoreline were shallow and free of the extremely dangerous currents farther out. My father vividly remembered those days at the beach—wading into the drink awash in, among other things, human excrement. Granted, this fun in the sun could not have been the healthiest of recreational activities, but it was the late 1930s and early 1940s, when raw sewage was poured into the local waters. It was par for the course—the way things were.

Flash forward thirty years and I recall being at water’s edge in New York Harbor. The wafting breeze was a curious mix of sea salt and sewer, and unsightly flotsam in the Hudson River was commonplace. The cleanliness of the waterway in those days—in these parts—was a familiar punch line.

But a funny thing happened over the last three decades. The river’s gotten cleaner—dramatically so. There is even talk of a public beach on Manhattan’s West Side. And not far to the north of the city, Hudson River beaches are open for business. And as for swimming in poop in the future, I think it would be wise to Just Say No. We have been there and done that—and there is no turning back.

Touched by a Rat

(Originally published 6/23/12) Angels touch some people, or so I have heard. No such luck for me today. I was, however, touched by a rat ...