Sunday, December 7, 2025

May in December

(Originally published 12/16/10)

Once upon a time, at the behest of his employer, department store Montgomery Ward, Robert L. May penned a children’s Christmas tale. This retail chain desired some sort of holiday giveaway that would win the hearts and minds of little girls and boys and, more importantly, the pocketbook loyalties of their mommies and daddies. May, a low-on-the totem-pole advertising copywriter, did not disappoint with his story, Rudolph the Red-Nosed Reindeer, which chronicled the ups and downs of a distinct member of a very cold society that celebrated, above all else, conformity.

While Rudolph was not exactly autobiographical, May, after all, was not a four-legged creature with antlers and a nose that, both inexplicably and unpredictably, cast a powerfully bright red luminescence into the ether. Nevertheless, he loosely based the Rudolph character on his own youth as a short and shy boy frequently picked on for being somehow different from the rest of the crowd.

Debuting in 1939, Montgomery Ward dispensed with more than two million Rudolph the Red-Nosed Reindeer booklets at their myriad stores. Even World War II and a simultaneous paper shortage did not derail ongoing sales. Six million copies were in print by 1946. This could mean only thing: Rudolph was a bona fide phenomenon. Seeking to take this beloved misfit of a reindeer to new heights, wannabe licensees of all stripes came a-calling.

Unfortunately, from Mr. May's perspective, all rights to Rudolph belonged to the Montgomery Ward Company. And, at the time, his personal life was a sorry mess. His wife, who had long suffered from cancer had passed away, leaving him a widower with a young daughter to raise and a pile of medical bills to pay, which he could ill afford. May importuned a man named Sewell Avery, the Montgomery Ward chairman, to hand over the Rudolph copyright to its creator, and Avery complied—a rare act of corporate benevolence that would be inconceivable today. May would no longer have to sweat the bucks and could pay his bills and then some, particularly after two million Rudolph the Red-Nosed Reindeer records were sold with Gene Autry singing the lyrics written by Johnny Marks, who just happened to be May’s brother-in-law. Of course, it was the 1964 television special narrated by the avuncular Burl Ives that brought Rudolph and friends to life in perpetuity.

As a footnote here, the original story and the television telling are at odds in a few critical areas. For example, Rudolph had a supportive family in the book. His father was not smudging mud on his nose to conceal his so-called deformity, nor was dad "Donner," a member of Santa's elite team of reindeer. Remember in the TV special old Donner's embarrassed non-reaction to the oafish and callous reindeer flying coach—a prototype of a high school gym teacher—who said, "From now on gang, we won't allow Rudolph to play in any reindeer games." In the book, Rudolph’s family also lived in a working-class community of reindeer, not tony Christmas Town lorded over by the irritable King of Jing-a-ling, who could have, by the way, made Rudolph's young, impressionable life a whole lot less traumatic had he only seen the light a little sooner.

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